1
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<i> - Previously</i>
<i> on "resident alien."</i>

2
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<i> I adopted the alien</i>
<i> tracker's son, robert.</i>

3
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Son!

4
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- It's the greys.

5
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They're planning
on taking over the earth.

6
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<i> - I have devised</i>
<i> a plan of my own.</i>

7
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<i> I am building a bomb that can</i>
<i> destroy the greys' spaceship.</i>

8
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- You hit him going 50 miles
per hour, and now he's gone.

9
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Joseph is an alien.

10
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<i> - They are going</i>
<i> to take me again.</i>

11
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And when they do,
I'm going to fight.

12
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And I'm not going to stop
until we get our baby back.

13
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- Where is my son?

14
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[gunfire]

15
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[hydraulics thumping]

16
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- What--what are
you doing here?

17
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- We came to blow up the ship.

18
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- What kind of alien was
in that jail cell, anyway?

19
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- It's a mantid.
They're shapeshifters.

20
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- Holy shit.
They took my baby.

21
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[laughing] there she is.

22
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- [squeals]
- [screams]

23
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- Bridget and I have
to find that bomb.

24
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I will find d'arcy too.
I promise.

25
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- Harry!
- You have to get to safety.

26
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- There's nothing down there
for me.

27
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My father's gone. Go.

28
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- You're holding a baby.
- Long story.

29
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<i> At least we made</i>
<i> it off the ship.</i>

30
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- Except it's not a ship.
- Oh, my god.

31
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- Max has something
to say to you.

32
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- [screams]

33
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- This is some bullshit!

34
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<i> [suspenseful music]</i>

35
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[bridget trilling]
- asta's friend.

36
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Red? What's her name?

37
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Uh, marcy!
[bridget squeals]

38
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Dar...By.

39
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Dar--uh--

40
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Darby.
[bridget squeals]

41
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Darby!

42
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[bridget chirrs]
darby.

43
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- Harry.

44
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[bridget squeaks]
- pizza joe?

45
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[bridget growls]

46
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What are you doing
on a grey alien spaceship?

47
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- I've been abducted by aliens.
You have to get me out of here.

48
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I also have this pizza
and no one to give it to.

49
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- How do I know that
you are not

50
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That shape-shifting
mantid alien

51
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Tricking me into thinking that
you are my regular pizza guy?

52
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- I am a man of my word.

53
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I also have a coupon for you
for half off your next pizza.

54
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- Son of a bitch.

55
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There's a 30% chance
that he's lying,

56
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But I think it's worth it.

57
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[bridget chitters]

58
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Be quiet, bridget.
I said I think it's worth it.

59
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<i> [suspenseful music]</i>

60
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- Thank you for saving me.
- Uh-huh.

61
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<i> ♪ ♪</i>

62
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[bridget squeals]
where's the pizza?

63
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<i> ♪ ♪</i>

64
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No!

65
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<i> ♪ ♪</i>

66
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[distorted growling]

67
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- You are a--

68
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You are a--[distorted laugh]

69
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<i> ♪ ♪</i>

70
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[laughs]

71
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[normally]
you're a dickhead.

72
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[stilted laughter]

73
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<i> ♪ ♪</i>

74
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- Could you hurry up
with that drawing?

75
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I need fresh wall art
for my cell!

76
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- I will take my time, thanks.

77
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And if you don't like it,
you shouldn't have

78
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Let that mantid
trick you into that cell.

79
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- It is not my fault!
[bridget chitters]

80
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The fake pizza that
the mantid had was pepperoni.

81
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It does not matter.

82
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The mantid thinks he can take
over my life in patience.

83
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Ha, ha, ha.

84
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There's only one
harry vanderspeigle.

85
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No one will believe that
the mantid is really me.

86
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<i> [upbeat funky music]</i>

87
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<i> [georgie fame's</i>
<i> "somebody stole my thunder"]</i>

88
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<i> ♪ ♪</i>

89
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<i> - ♪ guess what, guess who? ♪</i>

90
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<i> ♪ somebody stole my thunder ♪</i>

91
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<i> ♪ and now somebody's</i>
<i> gonna pay ♪</i>

92
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- Hi, dr. Vanderspeigle.

93
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- Morning, dr. V.

94
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You know,
those things can kill you.

95
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- Oh, I'm so scared.

96
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[chuckles]

97
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<i> - ♪ well now, that's how ♪</i>

98
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<i> ♪ somebody smashed my action ♪</i>

99
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<i> ♪ I'm busted</i>
<i> but revenge is sweet ♪</i>

100
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<i> ♪ I'm gonna get</i>
<i> my satisfaction ♪</i>

101
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- [sighs]

102
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<i> - ♪ I'm gonna get me sweets</i>
<i> to eat ♪</i>

103
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<i> ♪ ♪</i>

104
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- Oh,
there's dr. Vanderspeigle.

105
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Hey.
- Hi, harry.

106
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- What?

107
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- You, uh, looking forward

108
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To our therapy session
later today?

109
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<i> ♪ ♪</i>

110
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- I'd rather eat a human head.

111
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- [coughs]

112
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- Hmm.
- [laughs]

113
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[ben chuckles]

114
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Both: Oh.

115
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- Jokester. [chuckles]

116
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Oh, god!
[people clamoring]

117
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- Oh.

118
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<i> [upbeat funky music]</i>

119
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- Decide to come to work today?

120
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- Decide to wash your hair
today?

121
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- Be nice.

122
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Ms. Lofgren's inside
waiting for you.

123
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She's in for her mammogram.

124
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- Must be titty Tuesday.

125
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- Harry.
- [stilted laugh]

126
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<i> [quirky tense music]</i>

127
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[asta scoffs]

128
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- Isn't it Thursday?

129
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- Yeah, it's Thursday.

130
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<i> [brown bird's "bilgewater"]</i>

131
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<i> [laid-back acoustic strumming]</i>

132
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<i> ♪ ♪</i>

133
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<i> - In prison,</i>
<i> your world is very small.</i>

134
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<i> It is made difficult</i>
<i> by how little you have,</i>

135
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<i> And worse by what you</i>
<i> do not have at all.</i>

136
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<i> Prison is a concept</i>
<i> that many beings</i>

137
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<i> In the universe</i>
<i> do not bother with.</i>

138
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<i> If you do not want someone in</i>
<i> your way, you just kill them.</i>

139
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<i> There is kindness in murder.</i>

140
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<i> [soft dramatic music]</i>

141
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- Forgetting something?

142
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<i> ♪ ♪</i>

143
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- Oh, yeah.

144
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[sighs]

145
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I should not have
to pay you for this.

146
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You should want
to decorate the prison cell

147
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Of your father
and your brother.

148
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[bridget chirrs]

149
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- You're not my father

150
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And that little thing
is not my brother.

151
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- Do not disrespect bridget!

152
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He is the reason
you have that food.

153
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[bridget chirrs]

154
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My little baby is the boss
of the prison yard economy.

155
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My sweet baby has
gotten so hard.

156
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Did you know he has
a bitch named maurice?

157
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- Proud you must be.

158
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- I am proud of my baby.

159
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But it is not enough.
I miss my life.

160
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<i> ♪ ♪</i>

161
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I miss my friend.

162
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<i> ♪ ♪</i>

163
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<i> [quirky suspenseful music]</i>

164
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- [inhales deeply]

165
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[clinking]
oh, shit.

166
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- Mm?
- You slept over.

167
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You weren't supposed
to sleep over.

168
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D'arcy is out there.

169
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- [sighs]

170
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[clinking]

171
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[rapid clinking]

172
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Hey.

173
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Good morning.

174
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- Oh, hey there.
- [sighs]

175
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- Aren't you supposed
to be at work?

176
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- [sighs] I overslept.

177
00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:03,421
What time is it?
God, it's late.

178
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Uh, I, uh--I was up all night.

179
00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,559
- Ah.

180
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- Looking at
some medical files.

181
00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,262
But I can't tell you what
because...

182
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Hipaa.

183
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You know, the health insurance

184
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Portability
and accountability act.

185
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It's really important,
you know?

186
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Are you heading out soon?

187
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- You know the cia has

188
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Six different markers
on how to detect a liar?

189
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I'm actually proficient
in all six,

190
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But I don't need any of them
because you have hook-up hair.

191
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- Hey.

192
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I like her hooker hair.

193
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- Wow.
- Oh, god.

194
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- Ken doll jump scare. Ok.

195
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I'm going to need you
to put your clothes on.

196
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And I thought you were done
with all this.

197
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- Ok, well,
I had a big glass of wine,

198
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And he has a cute, dumb face.

199
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<i> [quirky music fading]</i>

200
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- I'll just show myself out.

201
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[baby babbling]
- oh, oh.

202
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Aw. [grunts]

203
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The cutest of the cutest ones
is here.

204
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Who slept through the night?

205
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- I did.

206
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- Cool. Keep moving.

207
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Ok, it's nice that
she's comfortable here,

208
00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:04,048
But you know, it--
it might not be the best thing.

209
00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,417
- Well, yeah.

210
00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:07,986
She should be with ben
and kate.

211
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- You know you can't do that.

212
00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,491
<i> [soft dramatic music]</i>

213
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<i> ♪ ♪</i>

214
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[knock at door]

215
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<i> - Yeah, with kate</i>
<i> being abducted,</i>

216
00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,097
<i> We just can't risk it.</i>

217
00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,365
<i> - She's right.</i>

218
00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,933
<i> When the greys come</i>
<i> to get kate again,</i>

219
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<i> They'll just</i>
<i> take that baby with them.</i>

220
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<i> Can't let that baby</i>
<i> anywhere near that house.</i>

221
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- I know that, ok?

222
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And don't be talking like
you're not one of the bad guys.

223
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- I don't work
for the greys anymore.

224
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But I do know how they operate.

225
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The whole baby stealing thing
is their bread and butter.

226
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Sure, there were some layoffs
after the yellowstone disaster,

227
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But not
the baby stealing division.

228
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Those jobs are safe.

229
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I got a friend who works
in day abductions.

230
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Just bought a house
and a pool.

231
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- Ok, you're getting closer
to the door,

232
00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:53,831
But it's not opening and
you're not going through it.

233
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- See you later?

234
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- I don't think so.
- Ok. Call me.

235
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- No.
- Talk to you soon.

236
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- Please go.

237
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[sighs]

238
00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,774
<i> [quirky suspenseful music]</i>

239
00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:04,842
- As much as
I hate to admit it,

240
00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:06,811
I'm kind of glad
you're getting some.

241
00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:09,381
- If only he wasn't half alien.

242
00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:11,049
- Oh, I've done worse.

243
00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:14,952
- Here comes suspect one,
code name joseph.

244
00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:16,620
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

245
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- That's not a code name.
That's just his name.

246
00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,925
- Yeah, that's the code.

247
00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:22,627
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

248
00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:25,096
Suspect two, code name asta.

249
00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,699
The double agent is
still in the house.

250
00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:28,800
- Let me see those.

251
00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:30,268
- That's a negative.

252
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,504
Only team leader
gets the binos.

253
00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:34,939
- Hey, I saved your life
from that mantid.

254
00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:36,274
I'm the one who told
him you screamed

255
00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:37,975
Because you stepped on a bee.

256
00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:41,245
So if it wasn't for me, he
would have eaten code name max.

257
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,180
- Shh!

258
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,382
Don't use code names so loud.

259
00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:46,117
You'll blow my cover.

260
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,986
- [sighs] it's just so hard.

261
00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:51,122
Daisy should be at home
with her family.

262
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,390
- Daisy?
[daisy coos]

263
00:09:52,526 --> 00:09:55,793
- Yeah.
Doesn't she look like a daisy?

264
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,429
Just like a pretty
little flower.

265
00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:59,397
- Ok.

266
00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:02,834
Maybe instead of naming her
and bonding,

267
00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:05,169
We should find
somewhere she's safer.

268
00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:08,473
And not five minutes away
from ben and kate's house.

269
00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,141
- [scoffs] no.

270
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,609
[scoffs]

271
00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:14,412
There's nowhere she's going
to be safer than here with me.

272
00:10:14,548 --> 00:10:15,579
[daisy cooing]

273
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,682
And we just have to keep
this little snookums

274
00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:20,452
Away from the grey aliens.

275
00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:21,786
<i> And if we can do that,</i>

276
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,489
<i> Then we have nothing else</i>
<i> to worry about.</i>

277
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,558
<i> [tense music]</i>

278
00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:28,693
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

279
00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:32,063
[raspy breathing]

280
00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,704
<i> - Memory is cruel.</i>
<i> Humans are annoying,</i>

281
00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:41,973
<i> But when you believe</i>
<i> you will never see them again,</i>

282
00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:45,042
<i> You begin to remember</i>
<i> only the good things.</i>

283
00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:48,179
<i> Now I am beginning to miss</i>
<i> people I do not even like.</i>

284
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,381
It is not right. Ugh.

285
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:53,451
Mayor snowflake should
look adorably less intelligent.

286
00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:57,054
And the horse-maned one
should be sadder

287
00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:59,624
Because the greys
stole her baby.

288
00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:05,196
She's probably so depressed she
can not even get out of bed.

289
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,265
<i> [tense orchestral music]</i>

290
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:13,104
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

291
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,673
- Hey, hon, uh, some good news.

292
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,807
Uh, do you remember mrs. Brown,

293
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,276
The--the woman who--
who sued the town

294
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,678
When she got bit by the--
the snapping turtle?

295
00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,112
- You mean the woman who
got what she deserved

296
00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:23,481
For going barefoot
in salt marsh pond?

297
00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:24,716
[snarls]

298
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,051
- Oh, I like the attitude.

299
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,852
It's very...Sexy.

300
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,755
Yeah, so I went through
the clerk's call logs

301
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:32,223
And I saw
that she reported

302
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,593
Some mysterious being in her
yard a couple of months ago.

303
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,295
- Mm.
- So I'm talking to her today.

304
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,130
- Huh. Cool.

305
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:40,665
Maybe a raccoon took our baby.

306
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:43,768
- Hon, I--I know
that you're frustrated,

307
00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:45,703
But if we want
to get our baby back,

308
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,473
We have to follow all leads.

309
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,541
Does that dummy look like me?

310
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,376
- What?

311
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,511
- I mean, did it--
did it always?

312
00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:56,547
Did you--
did you do something to it?

313
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,250
- No. Came like that.

314
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,485
Ok? It's not you.

315
00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:03,787
And I'm going to get her back,
all right?

316
00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:04,789
I've been training.

317
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,590
I'm ready for anything.

318
00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:09,427
If and when they take me again,
they are getting killer kate.

319
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,528
[grunts]

320
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,763
- Ouch.

321
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,098
Almost felt that one.

322
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,467
But hey, yeah, don't--
don't worry.

323
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:17,869
The aliens will
abduct you soon.

324
00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,537
You just--
you have to stay positive.

325
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,773
- [sighs]

326
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:22,807
Thanks, sweetie.

327
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,142
- Mm.
[both smooch]

328
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,010
<i> [soft dramatic music]</i>

329
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,212
[bell rings]

330
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,280
[indistinct chatter]

331
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,683
<i> [soft upbeat music playing]</i>

332
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:33,718
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

333
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,186
- Hi.

334
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:36,854
- Oh, hey, deputy.

335
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,222
You want the rest of my bagel?

336
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,224
I already got six sesame seeds
stuck in my teeth

337
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,359
And I'm low on floss.

338
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,327
- I know
you're on extended leave,

339
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:47,231
But I can't get a new uniform
unless you sign for it.

340
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:50,735
This one doesn't
fit me anymore.

341
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:51,803
- Looks fine to me.

342
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:55,206
- So you notice
nothing different about me?

343
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,108
- Yes, as a matter of fact,
I do.

344
00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:58,843
You come in here
and bother me a lot.

345
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,111
You didn't used to do that.

346
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,645
- Because you used
to come to work.

347
00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:03,681
- Might I remind you
that I'm on medical leave

348
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,116
Since I started hallucinating?

349
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,051
- You didn't hallucinate.

350
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,520
You really saw an alien.

351
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:10,488
<i> [suspenseful music]</i>

352
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,456
<i> - I thought I saw an alien.</i>

353
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,391
[shouts]

354
00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:17,895
<i> [suspenseful music]</i>

355
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,964
<i> And I thought</i>
<i> I put it in a bag.</i>

356
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:22,534
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

357
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:26,237
<i> You saw the bag.</i>
<i> It was empty.</i>

358
00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:28,006
<i> I imagined the whole thing.</i>

359
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,274
It was, uh, the poisoning
from that radiation leak.

360
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:31,743
You saw those
government trucks.

361
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,545
They came in and closed down
the whole area.

362
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:36,414
They said anybody exposed
could have hallucinations.

363
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,249
- There was no radiation leak.

364
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,651
They just say that.
It was a cover-up.

365
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:43,220
- I was hallucinating.

366
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:45,456
How am I gonna do my job
if I don't know what's real?

367
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:46,390
Hmm?

368
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:47,691
Damn.

369
00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,694
Are you real?

370
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:50,695
- Ow.

371
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,263
- You pass.

372
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,665
This time.
[bell rings]

373
00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:54,866
- Amazing.

374
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:57,901
Hi, ben.

375
00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:01,372
What do you think
about my uniform?

376
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,606
Hmm?

377
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:03,641
- Looks great.

378
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,076
- [scoffs]

379
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:08,980
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

380
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,514
[bell rings]

381
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:11,849
- Close call.
- Yeah, I know.

382
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,484
You almost said
<i> she</i> looks great.

383
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,053
- Right?

384
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,387
You know, I feel bad not saying
anything, but what can I do?

385
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,189
- If you say she looks great,
which she always does,

386
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,058
It means she didn't
look great before.

387
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,392
- Can't touch it.
- No.

388
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,127
Life's a giant booby trap
in the middle of a minefield.

389
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,329
[ben sighs]

390
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,932
[sheriff mike clears throat]
- so...

391
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:28,999
How've you been?

392
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,468
I know you've been
going through some stuff,

393
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:34,705
Doing some therapy
with dr. Vanderspeigle.

394
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,141
- Yeah, I'm ok.
Thanks for asking.

395
00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:38,709
- That's what friends are for.

396
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,778
- Mm.

397
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:43,615
- Also, I noticed that you saw
him three times last week

398
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:45,783
And the town health plan only
covers two therapy sessions,

399
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,252
So that one...

400
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,555
Is going to be out of pocket.

401
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,824
- You are the grinch.

402
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:56,394
- But the grinch only comes
at christmas, so can't be.

403
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:08,105
- The hell does the grinch do
the rest of the year?

404
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,141
<i> - Maybe sometimes,</i>
<i> the good in humans</i>

405
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,877
<i> Is hard to notice when</i>
<i> you are next to them,</i>

406
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,946
<i> Like staring</i>
<i> at a distant star.</i>

407
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:18,349
<i> You cannot see it when</i>
<i> you look directly at it.</i>

408
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:21,318
<i> Sheriff mike was</i>
<i> a good adversary, fair,</i>

409
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,289
<i> And always smelled like</i>
<i> a campfire.</i>

410
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,462
Hey, you are not
the normal food guy.

411
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,997
- Budget cuts.
He was laid off.

412
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:37,334
I can't believe I'm meeting
someone who lives on earth.

413
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:38,536
Big fan.

414
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,904
- I'm from earth.
- Shut your moon-hole, moonie!

415
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,542
We took him before he was born.
He doesn't count.

416
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,211
- Time to eat, bridget.
[bridget chirring]

417
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:48,512
- My name is bruce.

418
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,247
I picked it myself

419
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:55,119
After earth's number one
movie star, bruce dern.

420
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:56,820
You are so lucky.

421
00:15:56,822 --> 00:16:00,157
I would do literally anything
to go to earth.

422
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,159
- Hmm.

423
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,426
- Can I call you harry?

424
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,929
No, that's too much.
[laughs nervously]

425
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,197
We'll work up to that.

426
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,666
I'm going to go now
before I say something stupid.

427
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,001
- This is incredible.

428
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:13,237
That alien wants
to go to earth.

429
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,639
- I don't blame him.
I would like to go there, too.

430
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:20,945
- And he said he will
do anything to get there.

431
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,480
- So would I.

432
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,516
- Harry,
that grey alien just said

433
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,119
He'll do anything
to go to earth.

434
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,054
<i> [quirky suspenseful music]</i>

435
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:33,791
And he has the keys
to our cell.

436
00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,526
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

437
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,261
- Yeah, I'm not--
I'm not following you.

438
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,062
[bridget babbling]

439
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,933
Hold on.
I've got an idea.

440
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,067
[bridget babbling]

441
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:47,271
What if we get that grey
to help us get out of here?

442
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:51,142
[bridget babbles]

443
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,444
- You're a genius.
- Try and keep up.

444
00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,884
<i> - He drew this one</i>
<i> just as I described,</i>

445
00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:02,219
<i> But there is something</i>
<i> in the deputy's eyes</i>

446
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:05,222
<i> I do not remember</i>
<i> seeing before.</i>

447
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:07,458
<i> Is it strength?</i>

448
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,227
Hmm.

449
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,463
<i> Maybe when beings</i>
<i> know each other for a while,</i>

450
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,599
<i> They can't help but</i>
<i> see more good in them.</i>

451
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:18,936
<i> Or maybe this lip balm</i>
<i> is just fermenting.</i>

452
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:22,006
<i> [soft upbeat music]</i>

453
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:29,013
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

454
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,581
- Liv.

455
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,850
My god. [chuckles]
you came back.

456
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,918
I thought you forgot about me.

457
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,989
- You know I would
never do that.

458
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:42,125
Just took me a while to
get the exact ingredients

459
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:45,129
To make...

460
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,065
Your favorite fried chicken.

461
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,601
I had to go to six
different stores.

462
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,504
- This smells delicious.
[sighs]

463
00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:56,907
Wow.

464
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,410
Mmm, mmm.

465
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:02,914
Mmm. [chuckles]

466
00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:04,015
[sighs]

467
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,819
Oh, I wish I had a stomach.

468
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,322
- That never gets easier
to watch.

469
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,692
I still haven't
found anything online

470
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,894
About how to put together
a robot man,

471
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,363
But I did find instructions

472
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:23,367
For a chinese robot dog.

473
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:26,370
And maybe we can make
the legs hinge the other way.

474
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:27,939
- Oh, thanks again, liv.

475
00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:29,573
- Mm.
- For everything.

476
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,043
You've been a good friend.

477
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,177
I remember that
first day when my--

478
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,713
When my legs failed.

479
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,815
I thought I was done for.

480
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,051
- I should be thanking you.

481
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,453
Hiking up and down the mountain
a couple of times a day

482
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:45,322
Has been great exercise.

483
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:47,959
I just wish that
I could find out more

484
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:49,393
About what happened to you.

485
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:54,232
And where the bullets came from
that hit your legs.

486
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,468
- I'm sorry. I can't.

487
00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:00,071
Anything I tell you
could put you in danger.

488
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:03,474
And I don't want to do that,
especially to you.

489
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:09,246
I just want to get better
so I can go and find my son.

490
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,314
Yeah.

491
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:13,851
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

492
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,019
Ah, that hit the spot.

493
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,221
[chuckles]

494
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,824
- Well, thank you
for coming in, mrs. Brown.

495
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,195
I just wanted to follow up
on some old call logs.

496
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,064
So last October,

497
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:32,569
Says here that you reported
a loud being.

498
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,672
In your backyard.

499
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:38,041
How--how would you describe
this being?

500
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,111
Large, small?

501
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,313
Was it--was it humanoid?

502
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,783
- I never said loud being.

503
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:51,021
I said someone was
being loud in my backyard.

504
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,391
- What are you covering up,
mrs. Brown?

505
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,627
- [laughing] nothing.

506
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:59,130
- You're only making
this harder on yourself.

507
00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:02,466
- It turns out it was my cousin
going through my empties.

508
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:03,534
She's a drunk.

509
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:04,568
- You know, I'm--I'm--

510
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,770
I'm throwing you
a safety line here,

511
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,039
And you're just
throwing it right back.

512
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,874
And I got news for you.

513
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,544
You can't swim
in those stupid hippie shoes.

514
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,713
<i> [quirky suspenseful music]</i>

515
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,682
I think...

516
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:22,820
Maybe you'll feel
more comfortable...

517
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:26,023
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

518
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,358
If we have a little privacy.

519
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:31,294
- Actually,
I feel<i> less</i> comfortable.

520
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:32,830
[ben sighs]

521
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,632
- It's just us now, mrs. Brown.

522
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,835
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

523
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,036
You're safe with me.

524
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,504
- Why is your fly open?

525
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:44,041
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

526
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,576
- No.
Uh--accident.

527
00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:47,110
[footsteps moving away]
broken zipper.

528
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,447
Uh, you can go.

529
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,515
[door closes]

530
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:52,916
[zipper clinks on floor]

531
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:56,019
<i> - I always knew</i>
<i> I would like the earth.</i>

532
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:57,421
<i> It's difficult these days</i>

533
00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,057
<i> To find a planet</i>
<i> we have not infiltrated.</i>

534
00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:03,927
<i> This is, as the earthlings</i>
<i> say, a blank slate.</i>

535
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,663
<i> I can find a mate</i>
<i> and have offspring</i>

536
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,665
<i> Without any fear of another</i>
<i> mantid getting in the way.</i>

537
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,868
<i> [chuckles sinisterly]</i>
<i> mm.</i>

538
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,036
Looking good.

539
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,205
- Oh. [chuckles]

540
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:16,207
I know. [chuckles]

541
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:17,408
Whoa--oh.

542
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:18,675
<i> - Plus, human jaws</i>
<i> aren't strong enough</i>

543
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,611
<i> For my mate</i>
<i> to bite my head off.</i>

544
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:23,647
<i> [laughs] yes, sir.</i>

545
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,217
<i> I like it here a lot.</i>

546
00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:28,286
<i> [tense music fading]</i>

547
00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,456
- Oh, hey.
How are you feeling today?

548
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:34,724
- Pretty sexy, actually.

549
00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:36,894
- Uh, cool.

550
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:41,431
Look, I know you're still upset
about bridget.

551
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:45,102
Um, it wouldn't hurt
to talk to someone.

552
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:48,172
There's a therapist in braddock
who's supposed to be good.

553
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,774
I put her name on your desk.

554
00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:53,110
<i> - Mm, perhaps she has</i>
<i> the bone structure</i>

555
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:58,449
<i> To contain a giant egg sac</i>
<i> holding 300 mantid nymphs.</i>

556
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:01,052
I will give her a call.

557
00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:03,053
- Good.

558
00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:05,689
[sighs] I think it's healthy
to talk to someone.

559
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,592
You know, to be honest,
I don't know,

560
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:11,695
I'm not 100% sure how
I've been feeling these days.

561
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,765
Ever since I was in space,
I feel like I'm...

562
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:18,001
<i> [quirky suspenseful music]</i>

563
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,537
Not really here.

564
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:22,406
[sighs]

565
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:23,941
- I want to work.

566
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:25,309
I<i> should</i> be working.

567
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:28,145
I don't want to be sitting here
in therapy every week.

568
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:29,513
I mean, I'm the last bastion

569
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:31,481
Of civility and grace
in this town,

570
00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:33,383
Not to mention power
and good looks.

571
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:36,053
But I can't be sheriff
if I can't trust my brain.

572
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,789
And I thought I saw an alien
with my own eyes.

573
00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:44,694
- Yes, but obviously,
aliens do not exist.

574
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:45,629
<i> [tense notes]</i>

575
00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:47,064
- Exactly.

576
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,267
See, a man just can't go around
believing in just anything.

577
00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:51,735
There's got to be boundaries.

578
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,503
The world is black and white,
right?

579
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,472
It's like--
it's like night and day.

580
00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:57,107
Salt and pepper.

581
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:59,343
You and me.

582
00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,845
- And I am the white one.

583
00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:03,514
- Very much so.

584
00:23:03,649 --> 00:23:05,783
Black and white, doc.
There is no gray.

585
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:07,618
- [laughs]

586
00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:10,087
[stilted laugh]

587
00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:14,057
I'm sorry.
I thought you told a joke.

588
00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:17,461
- That radiation poisoning,
that's what it's got to be.

589
00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:18,496
<i> [tense music]</i>

590
00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:20,864
<i> - Mmm,</i>
<i> his head looks so delicious.</i>

591
00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:22,199
<i> It would be easy just</i>
<i> to lean over</i>

592
00:23:22,335 --> 00:23:24,635
<i> And nibble it</i>
<i> off that juicy neck.</i>

593
00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:26,136
<i> But I would draw</i>
<i> too much attention</i>

594
00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:28,239
<i> And I'd have to switch</i>
<i> to another body.</i>

595
00:23:28,373 --> 00:23:30,141
<i> And I like living</i>
<i> in harry's cabin.</i>

596
00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:33,611
<i> He has a great barbecue and</i>
<i> a kickass view of the lake.</i>

597
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:35,712
<i> Maybe next time</i>
<i> I go to jessup for a head,</i>

598
00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:38,081
<i> I'll take it home</i>
<i> and grill it up.</i>

599
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,550
- You see what I'm saying?

600
00:23:40,686 --> 00:23:42,285
- Of course.

601
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,956
But the most, uh,
important thing to remember

602
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:49,626
Is that aliens are not real.

603
00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:51,328
<i> [quirky suspenseful music]</i>

604
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:55,298
Have you ever
grilled with fennel?

605
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,333
- Hmm?

606
00:23:57,803 --> 00:24:01,705
- [sighs] here we go.

607
00:24:01,707 --> 00:24:03,073
- Where did you go?

608
00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:05,776
- I was applying
for santa's job.

609
00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:07,744
He's not going to live
on that diet forever.

610
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,046
- We talked about this.

611
00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,548
You're not supposed
to take the baby out.

612
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:11,848
What if you see
someone you know?

613
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:13,517
- Oh, what, this baby?

614
00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:14,985
It's my cousin's kid.

615
00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:17,220
She had to go to michigan
for a work opportunity.

616
00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:18,455
It's really sad.

617
00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:21,392
Her husband, brad, died
just after the baby was born.

618
00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:23,460
Hemophagocytic
lymphohistiocytosis.

619
00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:24,494
- Mm.

620
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:25,563
- Yeah, I know,
it's a mouthful.

621
00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:26,964
It's just really sad.

622
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:28,865
Trying to do everything
I can to help out.

623
00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:30,200
Oh.

624
00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:31,535
So who is that?

625
00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:32,669
Oh, that's her.

626
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:33,937
Hey.

627
00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:34,938
Sher-sher.

628
00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:36,407
Yeah, she's fine.

629
00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:37,908
One sec.
[asta sighs]

630
00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:41,144
She has to hear colette cooing
on the hour or else freaks out.

631
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,446
- Well, if you memorized
lymphohistiocytosis,

632
00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:45,416
Then how could
anything go wrong?

633
00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:47,484
- Look, I know none
of this is perfect.

634
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:48,918
The truth is

635
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,721
We don't know what's going on
at ben and kate's house.

636
00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:53,056
What we need...

637
00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:55,892
- Oh.
- Is...

638
00:24:55,894 --> 00:24:57,360
Information.

639
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,163
- Wait.
Is that ben's living room?

640
00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:01,298
- Yeah.

641
00:25:01,434 --> 00:25:02,499
The outdoor cameras I set up

642
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,900
Weren't catching
any alien activity,

643
00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:07,304
So I invited myself for dinner
and set up indoor cameras.

644
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,639
- Indoor cameras?

645
00:25:08,774 --> 00:25:13,977
Cool, so we went from pretty
illegal to really illegal.

646
00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:16,713
- I mean--[scoffs]
yeah.

647
00:25:16,715 --> 00:25:18,582
He is the mayor...

648
00:25:18,584 --> 00:25:21,118
So he's part of the government,
which means...

649
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,754
They've been spying on us
for years.

650
00:25:23,889 --> 00:25:25,088
All right.

651
00:25:25,090 --> 00:25:26,523
The greys show up looking
for her, we'll see them.

652
00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,858
Plus, it has 24-hour
continuous recording,

653
00:25:28,994 --> 00:25:30,661
So we don't have to sit here
and watch all day.

654
00:25:30,796 --> 00:25:32,162
Which I do not recommend.

655
00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:33,830
Because after work,
ben likes to come home

656
00:25:33,832 --> 00:25:36,800
And take the lint out
of his toes.

657
00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:38,068
Oh, yes.

658
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,003
- 59 cried to save one?

659
00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:41,438
- Isn't it cute?

660
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,873
- But we're not too attached
to the baby?

661
00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:44,207
- No.

662
00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:45,943
[baby-talking] no, we are not.
- Mm-hmm.

663
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:48,645
- [normally]
and you mean daisy.

664
00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:50,481
<i> - Is it possible that</i>
<i> there are some humans</i>

665
00:25:50,616 --> 00:25:53,550
<i> I actually cared about</i>
<i> even when I was on earth?</i>

666
00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:55,752
<i> Human connection is powerful.</i>

667
00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:57,387
<i> Maybe some humans are</i>
<i> so afraid of it,</i>

668
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:59,623
<i> They pretend</i>
<i> it isn't happening.</i>

669
00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:00,891
Her hair should be red,

670
00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:04,094
But not a red you find
in nature, only in toys.

671
00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:05,462
- Shh. Bruce is coming.

672
00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:08,365
Just talk about
how amazing earth is.

673
00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:10,501
- Hello, harry.

674
00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:11,768
Moonie.

675
00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:15,638
Harry, I brought you
very special cookies.

676
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,441
We abducted an entire
girl scout troop last night

677
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,442
Just for these.

678
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,511
- Thank you.

679
00:26:20,646 --> 00:26:22,680
[bridget chatters]

680
00:26:22,814 --> 00:26:25,416
- Harry's been so busy

681
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:28,519
Talking about earth,

682
00:26:28,653 --> 00:26:31,188
He doesn't have time
to eat cookies.

683
00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:33,256
- Oh, no, I have time.

684
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,992
- Earth?
I want to hear everything.

685
00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:37,194
- Go ahead, harry.

686
00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:38,962
Tell bruce how
amazing earth is.

687
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:41,131
<i> [quirky suspenseful music]</i>

688
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,534
- I do not like these.

689
00:26:43,668 --> 00:26:45,001
Bridget, would you
like to have a cookie?

690
00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:45,936
[bridget coos]

691
00:26:46,071 --> 00:26:47,404
[bridget spits and snarls]

692
00:26:47,406 --> 00:26:50,441
- I would do anything
to visit earth.

693
00:26:50,575 --> 00:26:52,876
It has been my dream
my whole life.

694
00:26:53,011 --> 00:26:54,812
- Bruce, I have an idea.

695
00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:57,948
If you let us out of here,
maybe harry would--would--

696
00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:00,918
Would bring you
to earth with us.

697
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:03,486
- Really?
Oh, I couldn't impose.

698
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:06,557
The last thing I want to do
is step on harry's toes.

699
00:27:06,692 --> 00:27:09,192
- Harry, he is leaving.

700
00:27:09,194 --> 00:27:10,360
- Oh!

701
00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:11,828
Well--[groans]

702
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:15,832
Bruce, um, if you
let us out of here,

703
00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:18,034
We will take you
to earth with us.

704
00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:21,204
- Don't lie to a grey.
We can tell.

705
00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:22,639
Ok, I can't tell.

706
00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:23,907
Are you lying?

707
00:27:23,909 --> 00:27:25,408
- I'm serious.

708
00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:27,777
- Hot diggity!

709
00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:29,112
Is that right?

710
00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:31,148
Remember,
if any of my expressions

711
00:27:31,283 --> 00:27:32,949
Are outdated, please tell me.

712
00:27:32,951 --> 00:27:35,718
- That one is 100% fresh.

713
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,589
- Can we get to the escape
ships without anyone seeing us?

714
00:27:38,724 --> 00:27:41,091
- Don't worry.
The guards are on strike.

715
00:27:41,226 --> 00:27:43,860
- [chuckling] oh!
Power to the people.

716
00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:44,995
Stick it to the man.

717
00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:45,896
The--the grey man.

718
00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:47,330
The grey people.

719
00:27:47,466 --> 00:27:48,398
[bridget growls softly]

720
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,566
Yeah, we should go.

721
00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:52,402
[bruce laughs]

722
00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:54,371
<i> [quirky suspenseful music]</i>

723
00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:02,613
- Happy spring, ladies.

724
00:28:02,748 --> 00:28:03,914
Better iron those
summer skirts.

725
00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:07,217
Warm weather
is right around the corner.

726
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,753
And I'm not saying
that only women have to iron.

727
00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:11,588
You know, men can iron too.

728
00:28:11,723 --> 00:28:12,856
Everyone is the same.

729
00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:14,491
Anyone can do anything.

730
00:28:14,627 --> 00:28:15,592
- [sighs]

731
00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:18,696
[indistinct chatter]

732
00:28:21,901 --> 00:28:25,602
<i> [suspenseful music]</i>

733
00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:31,108
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

734
00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:33,010
<i> [phone line trilling]</i>

735
00:28:33,144 --> 00:28:36,179
Hon, hon, are you, uh, are you
still getting your hair done?

736
00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:37,747
Will you sit tight?

737
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,850
I have eyes on joseph.

738
00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:42,219
Yes, the--the alien joseph.

739
00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:45,255
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

740
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,357
- [sighs] damn it.

741
00:28:47,492 --> 00:28:50,060
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

742
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,428
- I think it's him.

743
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,763
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

744
00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:56,333
Yes, it's him.

745
00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:58,968
Uh, suspect wearing
a black jacket

746
00:28:59,104 --> 00:29:00,703
With a red umbrella
holding flowers.

747
00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:03,073
He is currently
directly on my six,

748
00:29:03,208 --> 00:29:04,541
And the situation
is still unfolding,

749
00:29:04,677 --> 00:29:06,076
But it is very dangerous.

750
00:29:06,211 --> 00:29:08,011
So for right now, just stay--

751
00:29:08,013 --> 00:29:09,846
<i> [dramatic music]</i>

752
00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:11,582
[car horn honks]

753
00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:12,815
In the salon.

754
00:29:12,817 --> 00:29:15,786
- [screaming] where's my baby?
[people gasping]

755
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:21,024
- Get off of me!

756
00:29:21,159 --> 00:29:23,693
- Oh, my god, I--I thought
you were someone else.

757
00:29:23,695 --> 00:29:24,695
<i> [suspenseful music]</i>

758
00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:25,896
- Oh, wait, wait.

759
00:29:26,031 --> 00:29:28,465
- [shouts]
- she might be a shapeshifter.

760
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:29,800
I read about them.

761
00:29:29,802 --> 00:29:31,834
That's why she has the umbrella
and the--the flowers.

762
00:29:31,836 --> 00:29:35,138
- A nice, handsome man
gave them to me.

763
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,506
- Oh.

764
00:29:36,641 --> 00:29:40,176
- It's not illegal
to be kind now, is it?

765
00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:42,479
- I'm so sorry.

766
00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:46,049
<i> [somber suspenseful music]</i>

767
00:29:46,184 --> 00:29:49,018
- You'll be hearing
from my attorney.

768
00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:52,689
- Really sorry, again.

769
00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:53,824
- It's ok.

770
00:29:53,826 --> 00:29:56,259
She was probably
going to sue me anyway.

771
00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:58,561
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

772
00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:00,964
- We're almost at the cabin.
Time to get ready.

773
00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:04,001
[birds singing]

774
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,373
- I'm ready.

775
00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:15,145
Wait, what is that?

776
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,413
- I made it myself.

777
00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:18,481
Made entirely
of natural ingredients.

778
00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:21,552
It delivers one gallon
of mantid spray in one minute.

779
00:30:21,686 --> 00:30:23,686
Manticide.
Patent pending.

780
00:30:23,688 --> 00:30:26,790
- But<i> I'm</i> the alien tracker.

781
00:30:26,925 --> 00:30:30,026
I'm the one that's supposed
to have the weapons.

782
00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:31,795
- Well, you don't.

783
00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,796
Harry took your taser,
remember?

784
00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:35,365
- Do you have one
of those for me?

785
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,433
- No.

786
00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:37,634
I assumed
we were both developing

787
00:30:37,636 --> 00:30:40,036
Advanced anti-alien
biological weaponry

788
00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:41,571
That is both highly effective

789
00:30:41,706 --> 00:30:46,042
And has zero impact on humans
and the water table.

790
00:30:46,044 --> 00:30:49,412
<i> [suspenseful music]</i>

791
00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:51,481
- I'm gonna sharpen this stick.

792
00:30:51,616 --> 00:30:58,589
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

793
00:31:00,659 --> 00:31:03,093
- [gruff voice] don't scream.
- Jesus!

794
00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:04,727
You scared me.

795
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,263
- [gruff voice] I am here to
give you important information.

796
00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:10,500
- By hiding in my car
with a richard nixon mask on?

797
00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:13,003
I almost shot you.

798
00:31:13,138 --> 00:31:16,072
And also almost peed myself.

799
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,540
One of those
still might happen.

800
00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:19,842
- [gruff voice] joseph
the alien is back in town.

801
00:31:19,844 --> 00:31:21,344
- What?
Did you see him?

802
00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:23,279
- [gruff voice] face forward.
You don't ask the questions.

803
00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:24,747
I ask the questions.

804
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,150
- [sighs] fine.

805
00:31:27,152 --> 00:31:29,219
Go ahead.

806
00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:30,487
- [gruff voice]
go ahead what?

807
00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:31,954
- Ask a question.

808
00:31:31,956 --> 00:31:33,356
- [gruff voice]
I don't have a question.

809
00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:36,359
I'm just telling you
that joseph is here.

810
00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:37,627
I saw him myself.

811
00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:41,130
It is your job as
town constable to arrest him.

812
00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:43,466
- Do you think constable
is the word they used

813
00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:45,368
For police during the 1970s?

814
00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:47,070
- [gruff voice] I said
you don't ask the questions.

815
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:51,140
You can use any resource
you need to pursue this person.

816
00:31:51,142 --> 00:31:53,209
- Well, the mayor has
to sign off on that.

817
00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:54,911
- [gruff voice] the mayor
can't be involved in this.

818
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,247
You're simply using
your discretionary budget

819
00:31:57,382 --> 00:32:00,350
To investigate a tip
from an anonymous citizen.

820
00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:02,252
This meeting...

821
00:32:02,387 --> 00:32:03,253
Is over.

822
00:32:03,388 --> 00:32:04,587
<i> [suspenseful music]</i>

823
00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:07,790
[door handle clicks]

824
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,793
[gruff voice]
please turn off the child lock.

825
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,195
[locks click]

826
00:32:12,197 --> 00:32:15,765
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

827
00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:18,068
- What a ding-dong.

828
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:24,775
- Yeah, her husband, brad,

829
00:32:24,909 --> 00:32:27,577
Passed away right before
the baby was born.

830
00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:30,747
Hemophagocytic
lymphohistiocytosis.

831
00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:32,148
I know, it's a mouthful.

832
00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:35,051
- You should really
not let the baby's feet

833
00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:36,686
Point out like that.

834
00:32:36,821 --> 00:32:37,954
If they grow that way,

835
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:40,557
She might turn out
to be like a ballet dancer.

836
00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:41,725
- What's wrong with ballet?

837
00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:43,360
- It's just, like, so, like.

838
00:32:45,430 --> 00:32:46,863
You know?

839
00:32:46,998 --> 00:32:47,965
- Yeah.

840
00:32:50,235 --> 00:32:52,935
- We've got a problem.

841
00:32:53,071 --> 00:32:54,204
Joseph is back in town.

842
00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:57,240
- Joseph joseph?

843
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:00,677
- Yeah.

844
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:03,213
Yeah, look, I know you're
going through some things,

845
00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:05,214
But you have
to come back to work.

846
00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:07,650
I--I need your help
to track him down.

847
00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:09,452
- Joseph ain't
my problem anymore.

848
00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:11,121
Hell, as far as I know,
he don't even exist.

849
00:33:11,256 --> 00:33:13,123
I hallucinated him too.

850
00:33:13,258 --> 00:33:16,092
And why are you
wearing civilian clothes?

851
00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:19,262
- That's all you have
to say to me?

852
00:33:19,264 --> 00:33:20,730
The town needs you.

853
00:33:20,866 --> 00:33:22,399
I need you.

854
00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:23,733
Joseph almost killed us,

855
00:33:23,868 --> 00:33:25,736
And you didn't hallucinate
anything.

856
00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:27,804
You saw an alien.

857
00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:29,339
You know joseph is an alien.

858
00:33:29,474 --> 00:33:31,407
Accept it and get over it

859
00:33:31,409 --> 00:33:34,477
And come back
so we can figure things out.

860
00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:35,612
And you want to know why

861
00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:37,747
I am wearing civilian clothes
at work?

862
00:33:37,882 --> 00:33:40,350
Because I refuse to wear
a uniform that's too big for me

863
00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:41,884
Just 'cause my boss
is too blind to see

864
00:33:41,886 --> 00:33:43,120
What's right in front of him.

865
00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:46,423
[pool balls clacking]
- oh, come on.

866
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:48,858
[coins jingle]
hey.

867
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,694
<i> [country music playing]</i>

868
00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:54,564
[indistinct chatter]

869
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,899
- Hello, mr. President.

870
00:33:56,901 --> 00:33:58,535
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

871
00:33:58,670 --> 00:33:59,936
- I'm not even going to ask.

872
00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:01,037
- Oh, shit.

873
00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:02,305
Jude, I need your help
with something.

874
00:34:02,307 --> 00:34:03,773
- 10-4. I'm on it.
What do you need?

875
00:34:03,908 --> 00:34:04,741
Blood?

876
00:34:04,877 --> 00:34:05,742
They won't take mine
in the clinic,

877
00:34:05,878 --> 00:34:06,843
So I have plenty extra.

878
00:34:06,845 --> 00:34:08,244
- No, come on.

879
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:10,313
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

880
00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:12,148
[baby babbling]
- what?

881
00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:14,117
- I need you
to take her out back.

882
00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:15,652
Don't let anybody see you.

883
00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:17,654
- Yes. Affirmative.
I'm on it, stat.

884
00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:18,555
- Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

885
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:19,890
- Go, go, go.
Go.

886
00:34:20,024 --> 00:34:22,325
[stroller clattering]
- oh, oh, oh. Ok.

887
00:34:22,327 --> 00:34:24,927
Do you want me
to breastfeed her?

888
00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:25,862
Probably not, right?

889
00:34:25,998 --> 00:34:26,997
- No.
- Ok.

890
00:34:27,131 --> 00:34:28,264
- Wait. Could you?

891
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,333
- How do you think
kevin gets such smooth skin?

892
00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:31,668
- Uh--oh, dude. Just--

893
00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:32,702
- Ok. I got it, I got it.

894
00:34:32,837 --> 00:34:34,471
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

895
00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,106
- Well, hello,
my two favorite people.

896
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:37,440
Both: Hey.

897
00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:39,709
- Hey. Need a drink?
I sure as hell do.

898
00:34:39,844 --> 00:34:40,744
Mm.

899
00:34:43,147 --> 00:34:45,415
[sighs] heck yeah.
What can I get ya?

900
00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:48,485
[insects droning]

901
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:53,056
- Ooh.

902
00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:56,893
- [chuckles]
I don't mean to bug you.

903
00:34:56,895 --> 00:34:58,961
Or bugger you.

904
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,164
Baby got thorax.

905
00:35:01,299 --> 00:35:03,266
Oh, you are no lady.

906
00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:04,167
- Harry?

907
00:35:04,303 --> 00:35:05,235
- Huh?

908
00:35:05,370 --> 00:35:06,169
- Hi.

909
00:35:06,304 --> 00:35:08,438
- Asta, my friend.

910
00:35:08,573 --> 00:35:09,772
How are you?

911
00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:12,074
- I was worried maybe
I shouldn't just show up.

912
00:35:12,076 --> 00:35:14,044
Uh, I brought pizza.

913
00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:16,546
I feel like it's been so long

914
00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:18,448
Since we've had a chance
to really hang out.

915
00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:21,151
<i> - I was going to avoid</i>
<i> mating with a local human,</i>

916
00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:23,986
<i> But she is clearly</i>
<i> attracted to me.</i>

917
00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:26,589
<i> This would speed up</i>
<i> my hunt for a mate.</i>

918
00:35:26,591 --> 00:35:28,124
I'm not hungry right now.

919
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:31,261
<i> Even though your head</i>
<i> looks delicious.</i>

920
00:35:31,396 --> 00:35:32,963
- Oh. Not even for pizza?

921
00:35:33,097 --> 00:35:34,497
Ok, then.

922
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,766
Let's just sit and catch up.

923
00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:40,737
[sighs]

924
00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:43,005
Hmm.
This is nice.

925
00:35:43,007 --> 00:35:43,840
<i> [soft funky music]</i>

926
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,441
I was trying to give you space

927
00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:47,710
Because I know you're still
dealing with losing bridget.

928
00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:49,579
Can only imagine
how hard that is.

929
00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:51,214
<i> [soft funky music]</i>

930
00:35:51,349 --> 00:35:54,751
You know, I think
I need to talk to someone.

931
00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:56,352
I'm feeling a little lost.

932
00:35:56,354 --> 00:35:57,787
- Oh.

933
00:35:57,922 --> 00:36:01,257
- Just we were on that ship...

934
00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:02,759
In space.

935
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:06,296
And--and the moon was not
the moon, but it is the moon.

936
00:36:06,431 --> 00:36:07,363
And so every time
I look at the moon now,

937
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:09,232
I can't look at the moon
the same way.

938
00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:11,834
I left a little part
of myself up there.

939
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:14,771
Something just--[sighs]

940
00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:15,838
Does that--

941
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,308
<i> [upbeat bubblegum pop playing]</i>

942
00:36:18,443 --> 00:36:19,509
Oh.

943
00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:21,043
<i> - ♪ but I'd like to get</i>
<i> to know you ♪</i>

944
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,779
<i> - ♪ yes, I would ♪</i>

945
00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:25,014
<i> - ♪ but I'd like to get</i>
<i> to know you ♪</i>

946
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,883
<i> - ♪ if I could ♪</i>

947
00:36:27,019 --> 00:36:28,184
- [growls softly]

948
00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:29,619
<i> - ♪ but I'd like to get</i>
<i> to know you ♪</i>

949
00:36:29,754 --> 00:36:30,887
<i> - ♪ finally I've found</i>
<i> searching all around ♪</i>

950
00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:35,658
<i> ♪ just was not the answer ♪</i>

951
00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:38,795
<i> ♪ one I thought was true</i>
<i> looked a bit like you ♪</i>

952
00:36:38,797 --> 00:36:40,997
- Oh.
No, thank you.

953
00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:41,998
Mm-mm.
- Ok.

954
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,333
- [coughs] oh, god.

955
00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:46,269
Should you be smoking so much?

956
00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:48,738
Uh, I--I know you're upset
about bridget,

957
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:51,274
But you are supposed
to be a doctor, remember?

958
00:36:51,409 --> 00:36:52,442
People have already
complained about you

959
00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:53,976
Touching the white parts
of their band-aids.

960
00:36:54,112 --> 00:36:56,679
- You are showing affection
for me.

961
00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:57,980
- Well, yeah.

962
00:36:57,982 --> 00:36:59,716
You know, you're one
of my closest friends.

963
00:36:59,851 --> 00:37:00,817
You know I love you.

964
00:37:00,952 --> 00:37:02,385
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

965
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:03,786
- Mm, ah--

966
00:37:03,788 --> 00:37:05,355
[sniffing and muttering] mm.

967
00:37:05,490 --> 00:37:08,224
- What are you doing?

968
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,993
Oh, god, do I smell?
[sniffs]

969
00:37:10,995 --> 00:37:13,596
- You are ovulating.

970
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:16,166
Let's mate.

971
00:37:16,301 --> 00:37:17,834
- Uh, uh--

972
00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:19,035
Oh, no, oh, god.

973
00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:20,703
Ok, wow.

974
00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:22,639
Time flies.
I--I gotta go.

975
00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:23,806
Gotta go to work.

976
00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:25,909
This has been a lot of fun.
Bye.

977
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:29,479
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

978
00:37:31,115 --> 00:37:32,048
[sighs]

979
00:37:33,885 --> 00:37:35,185
Oh!

980
00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:36,319
What are you doing here?

981
00:37:36,454 --> 00:37:38,921
Also, what the hell is
going on with harry?

982
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,623
- Oh, hello, asta.

983
00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:43,793
Or should I say
the alien sympathizer?

984
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,061
- What are you talking about?

985
00:37:45,063 --> 00:37:46,996
- We know you're
working for the mantid.

986
00:37:47,132 --> 00:37:48,264
- The who?

987
00:37:48,399 --> 00:37:50,333
- She said the mantid.

988
00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:52,335
<i> [tense music]</i>

989
00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:54,470
Too bad, asta.

990
00:37:54,472 --> 00:37:57,707
Now I'm going to have
to kill you too.

991
00:37:57,842 --> 00:38:00,743
- Ok, maybe she's not
working for the mantid?

992
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:03,947
<i> [tense music]</i>

993
00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:11,621
<i> [tense music]</i>

994
00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:15,091
♪ ♪

995
00:38:15,227 --> 00:38:20,029
- If you try grabbing that
and if you try to escape,

996
00:38:20,164 --> 00:38:23,566
I will have to kill you
before I eat you.

997
00:38:23,568 --> 00:38:26,202
And I'd rather eat you alive.

998
00:38:26,204 --> 00:38:28,037
Humans go bad so quickly.

999
00:38:28,172 --> 00:38:29,739
- Don't you dare touch them.

1000
00:38:29,874 --> 00:38:31,441
And what the hell have
you done with harry?

1001
00:38:31,576 --> 00:38:33,976
- Don't worry about harry.

1002
00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:36,779
Harry is very far away.

1003
00:38:36,781 --> 00:38:37,780
[ketchup glugs softly]

1004
00:38:37,782 --> 00:38:39,649
And after I eat you three,

1005
00:38:39,784 --> 00:38:45,221
No one else will ever have any
idea that I'm not really him.

1006
00:38:45,223 --> 00:38:46,656
This is some bullshit.

1007
00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:48,190
- Go ahead, eat us.

1008
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:49,592
Mantids only eat heads.

1009
00:38:49,727 --> 00:38:51,193
They'll find our bodies
and know you did it.

1010
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,696
- Correction.

1011
00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:56,799
Mantids<i> can</i> eat bodies.

1012
00:38:56,935 --> 00:39:00,469
We just prefer the heads.
It's the best part.

1013
00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:02,672
It's like eating off
the top of a cupcake.

1014
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:05,107
- I like the bottom of the
cupcake more than the top.

1015
00:39:05,109 --> 00:39:06,275
Is that weird?

1016
00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:07,877
<i> [tense music]</i>

1017
00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:08,978
- Harry?

1018
00:39:09,113 --> 00:39:11,914
<i> [tense music]</i>

1019
00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:13,850
- Dun-dun!

1020
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:17,487
- You escaped?
I'm impressed.

1021
00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:20,422
- Because I am smarter than you
and I'm stronger than you

1022
00:39:20,424 --> 00:39:21,491
And son of a bitch!

1023
00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:23,093
[bridget squeals]
is that pepperoni?

1024
00:39:23,227 --> 00:39:24,861
<i> [quirky tense music]</i>

1025
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:26,896
- Why did you call
that guy harry?

1026
00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:28,831
- Because he's harry.

1027
00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:30,099
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1028
00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:30,967
- [gasps]
[mandibles chattering]

1029
00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:35,137
- [drawn-out chuckle]

1030
00:39:35,139 --> 00:39:37,573
- No, he's not.
He's just a guy.

1031
00:39:37,575 --> 00:39:38,774
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1032
00:39:38,776 --> 00:39:40,042
- [smooches]

1033
00:39:40,178 --> 00:39:43,412
I'm tempted to kill you
in my human form.

1034
00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:47,283
But alien to alien,
this will be much more fun.

1035
00:39:48,853 --> 00:39:49,752
[straining]

1036
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,221
<i> [dramatic orchestral music]</i>

1037
00:39:57,362 --> 00:39:58,561
I'm gonna need a minute.

1038
00:39:58,696 --> 00:39:59,662
Bridget!
[feet pattering]

1039
00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:00,930
[bridget chitters]

1040
00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:01,998
[harry chuckles]

1041
00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:03,265
Kill that sumbitch.

1042
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,667
[bridget shouts]

1043
00:40:04,802 --> 00:40:06,336
[bridget snarling]

1044
00:40:06,671 --> 00:40:07,637
Ah!

1045
00:40:07,772 --> 00:40:09,372
[bridget groans]

1046
00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:11,173
Disappointed. [chuckles]

1047
00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:13,009
Why don't you take a rest?

1048
00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:14,844
[feet pattering away]
I got this.

1049
00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:15,912
Hyah!

1050
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,881
<i> [dramatic orchestral music]</i>

1051
00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:20,282
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1052
00:40:20,284 --> 00:40:21,417
[gasps]

1053
00:40:21,553 --> 00:40:23,285
- Harry, did you lose
your alien powers?

1054
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:24,654
- No!

1055
00:40:24,789 --> 00:40:26,188
I'm a little bit jet-lagged.

1056
00:40:26,190 --> 00:40:27,289
[strains]

1057
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,759
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1058
00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:31,928
[grunts]

1059
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:32,929
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1060
00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:34,263
[grunts]

1061
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:37,133
- I guess I'll be eating
all four of you then.

1062
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,734
I'm going to need
some more ketchup.

1063
00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:42,205
<i> [electricity zapping]</i>

1064
00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,073
- Try to catch up to this, bug.

1065
00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:45,507
- Run!

1066
00:40:45,509 --> 00:40:46,542
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1067
00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:48,410
- Asta, you are driving!

1068
00:40:48,546 --> 00:40:52,081
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1069
00:40:52,216 --> 00:40:52,982
Go, go, go! Go!

1070
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:53,983
- Go faster!

1071
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:55,785
- Stop telling me how to drive!

1072
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,387
[overlapping chatter]

1073
00:40:57,389 --> 00:40:59,055
<i> - Humans already live</i>
<i> in a prison,</i>

1074
00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:01,591
<i> A prison they create</i>
<i> for themselves.</i>

1075
00:41:01,726 --> 00:41:04,226
<i> [peaceful folk music]</i>

1076
00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:06,195
<i> A prison of beliefs</i>
<i> that hold them back</i>

1077
00:41:06,330 --> 00:41:09,198
<i> From being the best version</i>
<i> of who they are.</i>

1078
00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:13,269
<i> [helen rose's</i>
<i> "get me out of this city"]</i>

1079
00:41:13,405 --> 00:41:14,937
- Hi, sir.

1080
00:41:15,073 --> 00:41:16,138
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1081
00:41:16,274 --> 00:41:17,540
- Nice to have you back.

1082
00:41:17,675 --> 00:41:19,809
<i> - ♪ get me out of this city ♪</i>

1083
00:41:19,944 --> 00:41:23,712
<i> ♪ set me free of this town ♪</i>

1084
00:41:23,848 --> 00:41:27,449
<i> ♪ for my soul is weary ♪</i>

1085
00:41:27,585 --> 00:41:31,421
<i> ♪ can't see past the clouds ♪</i>

1086
00:41:31,555 --> 00:41:34,624
<i> ♪ show me the horizon ♪</i>

1087
00:41:34,759 --> 00:41:36,226
<i> - There are a million things</i>
<i> in this world</i>

1088
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,095
<i> That keep humans</i>
<i> from moving forward.</i>

1089
00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:42,698
<i> ♪ with rivers and valleys ♪</i>

1090
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:46,702
<i> [music echoing]</i>
<i> ♪ where the eagles fly by ♪</i>

1091
00:41:46,704 --> 00:41:50,240
<i> ♪ get me out of this city ♪</i>

1092
00:41:50,374 --> 00:41:54,277
<i> ♪ I'm gonna bust outta town ♪</i>

1093
00:41:54,412 --> 00:41:58,014
<i> ♪ for my soul is weary ♪</i>

1094
00:41:58,149 --> 00:42:01,717
<i> ♪ can't see past the clouds ♪</i>

1095
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:08,658
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1096
00:42:09,593 --> 00:42:13,595
- I don't have her.

1097
00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:14,664
I don't know.

1098
00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:16,932
<i> - ♪ for my heart is yearning ♪</i>

1099
00:42:16,934 --> 00:42:17,867
<i> - No.</i>

1100
00:42:18,002 --> 00:42:19,669
<i> - ♪ and I am yearning ♪</i>

1101
00:42:19,804 --> 00:42:21,403
<i> - I don't know.</i>

1102
00:42:21,405 --> 00:42:25,074
<i> - ♪ for a sign from above ♪</i>

1103
00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:28,077
<i> ♪ take a ride up the canyon ♪</i>

1104
00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:30,412
- We'll take good care of her.

1105
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:31,614
<i> - ♪ where the coyotes roam ♪</i>

1106
00:42:31,616 --> 00:42:33,549
- Thank you.

1107
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:34,684
<i> - Sometimes it just takes</i>

1108
00:42:34,819 --> 00:42:36,752
<i> A little faith in others</i>
<i> to help you.</i>

1109
00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:39,455
<i> - ♪ sorrows sink like stone ♪</i>

1110
00:42:39,591 --> 00:42:41,591
<i> - And faith in yourself</i>
<i> for having the strength</i>

1111
00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:44,093
<i> To make your life what</i>
<i> you want it to be.</i>

1112
00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:45,895
[bruce gasps softly]

1113
00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:47,897
<i> - ♪ I'm gonna</i>
<i> bust out of town ♪</i>

1114
00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:49,799
<i> ♪ for my soul is weary ♪</i>

1115
00:42:49,934 --> 00:42:52,301
<i> - But sometimes, those</i>
<i> prison walls are so high,</i>

1116
00:42:52,436 --> 00:42:55,505
<i> It is impossible to escape.</i>

1117
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:56,872
<i> - ♪ get me out of this city ♪</i>

1118
00:42:57,008 --> 00:42:58,708
<i> - Especially when</i>
<i> the prison you are in</i>

1119
00:42:58,843 --> 00:43:03,445
<i> Is the hunk of skin and blood</i>
<i> keeping you alive.</i>

1120
00:43:03,447 --> 00:43:07,049
<i> - ♪ for my soul is weary ♪</i>

1121
00:43:07,185 --> 00:43:10,420
<i> ♪ I can't see</i>
<i> past the clouds ♪</i>

1122
00:43:15,059 --> 00:43:18,060
<i> [choir vocalizing]</i>

1123
00:43:18,062 --> 00:43:25,001
<i> ♪ ♪</i>


